E A Wished I had me a pickup, shotgun on the rack, B7 E Big-hearted woman beside me, much too dumb to ever talk back. A Case of beer and a tub o' ice and a pair of jeans that fit, B7 E And I'd be happy, happy as a pig in shit.
Oh, I wished I had me a cabin, way out on the point.
Dangle my toes in the water, roll me a two-foot joint.
Find me a 'gator to wrestle, till one of us holler, "Quit!"
And I'd be happy, happy as a pig in shit.
A E Wished I had me a big old John Deere cap, A E I'd pull that John Deere cap down over my eyes. A E Wished I had me a wild girl on my lap; F# B7 Wished she'd toss me a helluva nice surprise.
Wished I had a me a pizza big as a table top,
Peppers, pepperoni, jeez, I would not stop!
I'd eat that goddamn pizza and I would not leave a bit,
And I'd be happy, happy as a pig in -
Happy, happy as a pig in -
Happy, happy as a pig in shit!
(Words and music by Tom Paxton, 1999)
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