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Happy as a Pig in Shit

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Wished I had me a pickup, shotgun on the rack,
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Big-hearted woman beside me, much too dumb to ever talk back.
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Case of beer and a tub o' ice and a pair of jeans that fit,
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And I'd be happy, happy as a pig in shit.

Oh, I wished I had me a cabin, way out on the point.
Dangle my toes in the water, roll me a two-foot joint.
Find me a 'gator to wrestle, till one of us holler, "Quit!"
And I'd be happy, happy as a pig in shit.

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Wished I had me a big old John Deere cap,
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I'd pull that John Deere cap down over my eyes.
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Wished I had me a wild girl on my lap;
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Wished she'd toss me a helluva nice surprise.

Wished I had a me a pizza big as a table top,
Peppers, pepperoni, jeez, I would not stop!
I'd eat that goddamn pizza and I would not leave a bit,
And I'd be happy, happy as a pig in -
Happy, happy as a pig in -
Happy, happy as a pig in shit!

(Words and music by Tom Paxton, 1999)

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